Homeowners—ever seen black stuff creeping out from your wall like this? It’s dry. But it wasn’t there last week. Any thoughts?

Red Baron Scramblers!!! I haven’t had these in nearly a decade. Thank you, Publix, for having an old favorite in stock. Elliptical machine will be calling my name afterwards!

Sorry, David Lynch.

I just watched Blue Velvet for the first time. Kyle MacLachlan is hot. But some of the scenes were a bit awkward for me. I may have to watch it again sometime to fully appreciate it. I’ve no doubt it’s a quirky little masterpiece. It’s just hard for me to see my Paul Atreides boink the Green Porno lady while Miss Jurassic Park makes sad clown faces.

“Heineken?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!”

I don’t like these pens. They’re small, hard to get a grip on, and Daisy got the shaft in the design department! All the other characters, as shown here with Donald, got a cute print of his/her outfit. Daisy just gets a purple gradient that partially covers up her mouth!!

Rainbow rooooooll!

Dinner!!!

Wagyu sashimi at restaurant in japan pavilion at epcot. $18.50.

This is what I should be doing right now. Man, I seriously need to update the kitty blog!

This is almost interesting. Almost. Decided against posting picture of a book about Celebration. Because.

This is not right.